ON SALE NOW

BUYING ARMAGEDDON


We're buying Armageddon because it's on sale at WAL-MART.
We're buying Armageddon because it only takes a couple of minutes in the microwave.
We're buying Armageddon because it has a three car garage and a Jacuzzi.
We're buying Armageddon because it whitens our teeth and freshens our breath.
We're buying Armageddon because it kills with one shot.
We're buying Armageddon because Jesus loves us yes we know.
We're buying Armageddon because it's made out of recycled materials.
We're buying Armageddon because we want to keep up with our Jones.
We're buying Armageddon because it has a lifetime guarantee and we'll never have to buy another one.
We're buying Armageddon because you can use it again and again and again and it never wears out.
We're buying Armageddon because you can download the free trial version from the Internet but you have to pay for the full version.
We're buying Armageddon because you can get it at the drive-thru and it comes with a free action figure.
We're buying Armageddon because we're collecting the set.
We're buying Armageddon because the extended version has just been released on DVD.
We're buying Armageddon because it's part of any good investment strategy.
We're buying Armageddon because it's wrinkle free.
We're buying Armageddon because it's not just for Christians anymore.
We're buying Armageddon because revenge is sweet but God's wrath is sweeter.
We're buying Armageddon because Armageddon means never having to say you're sorry.
We're buying Armageddon because we don't want to die

alone.