Thursday, August 03, 2006

GRENDEL'S LOST SOCK: THOUGHT FOR TODAY

Human beings are not moved by facts. This is the closest thing to a true fact that you will ever encounter in your human existence. The facts, ma’am, just the facts are just too boring, too inconvenient, too depressing, too…factual—or as Mr. Colbert may already have said (Dr. Omed doesn’t have cable)—too facty.

We, as a people, as an allegedly sentient species, don’t want too much factiness. We do not want to be told the facts; we want to be told a story, a story with a happy ending; or at least a story with a good moral. I don’t blame us; the facts are hard. We want some factric softener added to the wash, so our thoughts will come out fuzzy and warm. “God” is our favorite brand of softener when it comes to the really hard facts. God comes in many brands, and each brand claims unique and exclusive features and offers periodic enhancements to keep the devotion of its customers, but mostly what we want to make those cold, hard facts fuzzy and warm.

Fuzziness is next to Goddiness. Is that so bad? There is a phrase that is invoked by journalists and commentators when a modern army is not performing as advertised, usually against a foe less well-equipped with the latest death technology: in wise tones the words "Fog of War" are uttered. Battles are lost or won in the Fog of War. On the battleground of Gott-Mit-Uns-Kulturkreig we must navigate the Fuzz of God. The hard facts are still there; you just can't see 'em.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Human beings are not moved by facts.

so true - I used to think, being an engineer that the most pernicious waste of talent in the West was engineers devising ways to kill more people, deader, for less money.

I now believe it is the indifference of so many who have a talent for communication (such a precious talent) to use it to convey facts, rather than sell cat food.

500 years ago we could usually see the consequnce of our actions; now it must be relayed back to us by fact, and hey - we don't do facts.