Monday, May 08, 2006

GRENDEL'S LAUNDRY LIST:

TODAY'S RANTLET

God is not dead; He's in a coma—a persistent vegetative state (No, children, that does not mean He lives in Florida). Patriarchal monotheism is the respirator that keeps the Sacred Heart beating and the Holy Spirit breathing. Men (Sorry, ladies, I'm leaving you out) don't need a reason to believe. They don't need reason to believe. They need to believe in order to have a reason—to exist, to justify their existence and their actions. Let me rephrase that. Men don't need a reason; all they need is an excuse. Rape, pillage, and murder go better with God. Now go out and pick some flowers and love one another.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Dr. Omed
Do you rememeber me from the old day at Muddy in Denver?
I think that you are the one and only great Dana Pattillo. If you do then drop me an e mail.